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thamps: anthagio: On December 18th, just in time for the holiday season, ADELE will re-release her massively successful sophomore album, “21”, with entirely new versions of each original song. In an effort to further show off her wide range of vocals, the new LP, aptly named “21 (…Hundred Calories)”, will cost $19.99 (not to be confused with ADELE’s weight) and will include the following tracks: Rolling In The Deep Fryer Rumor Has It I Love Cake Turning Tables So I Don’t Have To Get Up Don’t You Remember Those Pancakes (‘Cause I Do) Set Fire To The Barbeque He Won’t Go To Burger King Eat It All (Like I Do) I’ll Be Waiting For Dinner One And Only Reese Cup Left Loveburger Somone Likes Food (Me) To honor this momentous occasion, Walmart will be holding a special sale on December 22nd, where you will be able to buy ADELE’s new, sure to be huge, LP and receive two free honey hams for your family’s upcoming Christmas dinner. Starting tomorrow, you can pre-order the new LP here. OH. MY. GOD.

thamps:

anthagio:

On December 18th, just in time for the holiday season, ADELE will re-release her massively successful sophomore album, “21”, with entirely new versions of each original song. In an effort to further show off her wide range of vocals, the new LP, aptly named “21 (…Hundred Calories)”, will cost $19.99 (not to be confused with ADELE’s weight) and will include the following tracks:

  1. Rolling In The Deep Fryer
  2. Rumor Has It I Love Cake
  3. Turning Tables So I Don’t Have To Get Up
  4. Don’t You Remember Those Pancakes (‘Cause I Do)
  5. Set Fire To The Barbeque
  6. He Won’t Go To Burger King
  7. Eat It All (Like I Do)
  8. I’ll Be Waiting For Dinner
  9. One And Only Reese Cup Left
  10. Loveburger
  11. Somone Likes Food (Me)

To honor this momentous occasion, Walmart will be holding a special sale on December 22nd, where you will be able to buy ADELE’s new, sure to be huge, LP and receive two free honey hams for your family’s upcoming Christmas dinner.

Starting tomorrow, you can pre-order the new LP here.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

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    électrique pour votre maison d’un volume d’eau dans doigt coupé j’ai monté ici. Est facile de fabriquer puis répartir la...
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    this is absolutely horrible but i would be lying if i said i didnt chuckle
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    love Adele but some of these titles are too funny
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    love Adele, but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ROLLING IN THE DEEP FRYER. Gold.
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    I lol’d. Don’t careeee… HAHAHA
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    As much as I love this album. And Adele. I still found this a little unfortunately humorous…
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    you dumb fucking pricks, Adele is absolutely beautiful. She’s got the best vocals i’ve ever heard. She’s a million and...
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    Envy is such a bad look for people. Who cares how much she weighs? I’m sorry she doesn’t give you awesome...
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    That’s really not even funny. I’m so sick of people thinking it’s okay to make jokes about overweight people. And I bet...
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    deleted everyone’s butthurt comments...everyone so mad. This
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    Adele is beautiful! She’s not even that big.
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    this is pathetic.
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    Preach it, Megan!

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